Sometimes I Love Being Miserable ... and I'm Batman!

My close friend Will S. once claimed that "In Time We Hate That Which We Often Fear" Well, Willy, pal, then here's a list of the things I truly fear today:

• The cat's hair in my wine
• The fact that I haven't received my paycheck yet and Christmas is getting dangerously close
• Someone - let's give him a random name - Jerk deciding to be just that today
• Getting up in the middle of the night - okay, it was 6:30 am, but "middle of the night" is always defined by personal perception
• Da peeps hoo rite lik dis in da blog an lik wan u 2 think dere ghetto
• Stupid Intern ass at work
• Gimp W B
• People who don't get how damn funny I am
  
• People who think they're the best thing since sliced bread ... then again....
  
• bread, particularly sliced bread
• people who are confused
• People who make lists out of boredom

Gosh, I hate myself today. Well, not really, but I haven't had a healthy dose of teenage angst in a while. Probably 'cause I am way past my teenage years. A fact which I like to ignore from time to time. So I'll dye my hair purple again and wear those grunge clothes I so loved in the Heyday of one Kurt Cobain (some of you might have heard of him).... Yes, I hate myself and I wanna die! Does that make me more popular? (I might sneak a peek at my visitor counter later)

Homer, another buddy of mine, once argued that "There's a Time For Many Words, And There Is Also A Time For Sleep" And who am I to argue with a Greek guy?